Rated T for Trash

imsoofuckingsad:

annoyed that i have to wake up every day

(via heartless--madness)

2-bae-or-not-2-bae:

(via sapphicfice)

angelscarnage:

“sorry I can’t come, I saw myself in the mirror and now I’m having a breakdown”

(via heartless--madness)

angelbabyspice:

jumpingjacktrash:

allthingslinguistic:

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

to all the cowards who whine “how will i explain it to my kids??” i say: how about you shut up and let your kids explain it to you.

“Ma’am, you don’t have to be a lawyer to defend someone else” wow she snapped

(via thatsthat24)

meadowstrawberry:

supernovajazzy:

wlwdateideas:

Tiddies

(via captainsnickerdoodle)

itsmisspickle:

dailytweets:

Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2twJSuu

Looks like millennials kill an industry before it even got off the ground😂

(Source: amzn.to, via spongebobssquarepants)

marina-diamandis:

remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism

(via fucktheflagandfuckyou)

bugkeeping:

yeehaw

(via spongebobssquarepants)

dankmemesreasonforliving:

infraredarmy:

fatpinocchio:

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

(via finnvarri)

hrefnatheravenqueen:

Being a supportive parents to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.

(via im-a-stray-dog-sick)